Monday, January 23, 2006

Unhappy Today?



1/8W+(D-d)3/8 x TQ {m}/(NA) = Unhappiness?


"Scientists say that today marks the gloomiest day of the year. Cliff Arnall, a health psychologist at the University of Cardiff in Wales (leave it up to the English to come up with this!) has devised a formula that combines personal and season factors to calculate the year's emotional low point."


The variables are (W)eather, (D)ebt, (d)monthly salary, (T)ime since Christmas, time since failure to (Q)uit a bad habit, low (m)otivational levels and (NA) the need to take action.


I say we should just close ourselves off into a small, lightless room with a family- sized box of Twinkies, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a carton of cigs. and remind ourselves that we're losers with dead end jobs and all our credit cards are max-ed out....and let's prove this man wrong by having fun!


Tomorrow, we'll get a life!


AND BESIDES....today's my Mom's Birthday- and I couldn't be happier!


Happy Birthday Mom!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Judy Waldrop said...

You are the sweetest Son in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD and I love you very very much!!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Trev Diesel said...

Based on the subject of your post, is it ironic that both your post and your mama's comment made me smile really big?

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jon said...

Thanks, Isaiah, for a much-appreciated smile.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Amy Harden said...

Ha!... twinkies and Jack. Sounds like an AWESOME day to me! :)

9:08 AM  
Blogger Ethan said...

I love it!!

10:25 AM  

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